I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
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