You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
The notification you get from snapchat that someone took a screenie is like a formal declaration of blackmail.
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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