I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
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