Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
We just shotgunned beers for America
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
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