If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
He was so drunk last night. He woke up out of a dead sleep at 330am, walked over to the dresser, opened his middle drawer and proceeded to pee. When I woke up and asked him Wtf he was doing, he told me it was fake pee and blamed it on the cat...we don't have a cat
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