Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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