So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
Febreezed myself at a stop light on the way to the IRS office. Judgmental glare from some old lady in the car next to me, thumbs up from her husband.
Worse: texted mom-in-law by mistake that I sharted.
Worser: she offered to clean me up
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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