I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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