Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I know i'm drunk when the "men" sign on the bathroom sounds chinese
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
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