Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
To be honest I've become too lazy for the work involved in getting laid.
You run marathons and you're too lazy for sex? Priorities, man.
Touche.
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
Randomize
