what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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