BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
Why would you fall asleep? This is why i cant drink with my lesbian friends anymore. They take my clothes off and get vodka in my top ramen. Only yoouuu can prevent forest fires.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
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