are you still at the devil's house?
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
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