Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
Randomize
