the stripper made me go home becuz she had to take her kid to a birthday party in the morning
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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