I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
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