fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
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