This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
My plan for valentine's day: take a shot for every guy I've slept with. To keep me from going to the hospital I'm only doing half a shot for small dicks
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
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