With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
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