Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
I think my nap took me to another dimension
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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