i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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