I'm laying in your front yard are you home
I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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