Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
I left the office with a vacuum, 2 condoms and 300 dollars cash money. Tell me I don't have the most versatile job on the planet.
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
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