he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
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