i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
Ugh I need to clean my floors/walls/ I actually don't understand why boys get drunk and pee on things
Next time one of us has a party everybody has to wear a diaper. But actually you just need a shit ton of disinfectant wipes and maybe a hazmat suit.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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