But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
he thought i was a dude.
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
I wish there was a tumbleweed emoji. Because that would describe my vagina.
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