so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
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