We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
two of my INSANE ex girlfriends just texted me saying their coming over because im home alone. needless to say, im deleting my twitter.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
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