there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
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