1. Mark my dj buddy and I spent $1000 on bottles last night
2. We were casually offered narcotics while walking down the street
3. I will still be awake when you start school tmw, cause there's no last call
So if any tells you miami is the same as the rest of america, there are just lying to you
Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
Randomize
