is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
He is an equal opportunity slut.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
I'm way too hungover for life right now
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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