am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Dedicating my hangover to whoever the hell I hooked up with in the bathroom last night.
just kidding, dedicating it to the gods of mexican food. omnomnom
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
Someone signed my nipple.
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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