i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
Neighbor who got arrested at 3am just said he'd split the $ with me if I testify as the witness in his police brutality trial. He was also holding a baby and a case of beer.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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