I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
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