love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
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