I just saw a hot homeless man
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
I will come to your office dressed as a bloody mary, hug you then leave is that a good plan?
yes. bring a barf bucket too. just. in. case.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
Randomize
