Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
So then we ended up at a bar full of navy SEALs and I got one of them to take his shirt off, then I felt him up
I feel like 31-year old me is 21-year old me's hero
Afterwards the first thing I said was, "You know, you're probably the first guy who has ever gotten laid wearing Star Wars pajama bottoms."
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
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