did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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