yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Momentum is force x velocity. So therefore velocity is 0 - hammered, and force is ur legs locked up and ur face hits the ground.
I felt paralized they just wouldnt move. We need segways when were drunk cuz if we start to fall forward they well take off and save the fall.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
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