My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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