Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
Hey was my sperm eye the same day I crapped myself?
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Randomize
