I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
I just mixed tequila and nyquil in front of dad. hes making ambulance jokes but let me tell you its DELICIOUSSS
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
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