"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
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