just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
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