oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
Drunk me is having trouble keeping up with sober me's standards
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