i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
Just took my morning after pill in the library
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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