I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
it glows. i had to have it.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
Your subconscious sucks. Mine is awesome. I have a recurring dream where I manage a chocolate factory run by big titted hookers.
A) you're a liar. B) that would be awesome.
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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