this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
No subtext here. People are naked.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
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