are you still at the devil's house?
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
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