i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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