My penis looks like a roll of pennies
Oh. Ok. I get the hint.
Like a roll of pennies where the paper got wet & then dried all wrinkly and weird...
I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
My 40 year old neighbors are throwing a party for their eight year old niece's birthday. It's 1am and they're still partying hard. Harder than me. It's Saturday. Just say it, I'm a disgrace to the generation.
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
I'm too high and old for this...
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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