And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
So I have to go swallow an entire zebra. Ur on ur own girl.
just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
try to milk me bitch
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