I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
The feeling are messing with the penis
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
The air taste purple.
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