I'll bet she douches with gravy.
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
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